Tossed Salad: The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus.

I have to be honest.  I don’t understand the appeal of eating someone’s asshole.  I realize it can be stimulating.  For me, it is just a source of discomfort.  Having some dude lick my butthole just makes me want to sock him in the head and ask him what the fuck is wrong with him.  Why would anyone want to do this?

As it has been previously noted multiple times I can and will try just about anything but having a guy go to town in and around my poop shoot doesn’t turn me on any more than having a dude pick my nose for me.  All can think about when a guy goes for my back door is how fucking gross that is.  I am a clean girl and I know I shouldn’t be concerning myself with whatever increases his sexual appetite but having a guy lick my asshole does nothing for me.  It is just awkward.

It is an asshole and it is, even at its cleanest, an orifice that I don’t want to come face to face with.  I understand why guys would want to be on the receiving end of a good tonguing but I don’t have prostate or anything in the back nine that needs stimulating.  It just makes me tense and very self-conscious.

I really have no desire to have my asshole licked. I wonder how many women actually like it.  I will let guy do it but it would definitely work better to cool me of than warm me up.  In the heat of the moment it doesn’t bother me so much but I have had guys go down on me and concentrate on my ass.  That is pointless.  I sound like a fucking prude but it just doesn’t do it for me.

So what do you think? Does anyone actually request this? Tossing salad… yay or nay?