I have decided to write once every month about things I could do without.  First up… pubic hair.  I hate it when a guy doesn’t maintain his area.  You don’t have to shave it off (although I wouldn’t mind) but please keep yourself tidy.  I like oral sex but I don’t want to eat or snort pubic hair.  Pubic hair is gross.

It seems today, that men automatically expect that your va-jay looks like a pornstar’s vagina.  This isn’t really an issue for me because I don’t like pubic hair but it is a double standard.  I can’t tell you how many times I have had potential partners ask me if I shave yet they do no maintenance at all.  So I started asking men if they shave. 

I don’t think it is an unfair question considering they seem so curious about the condition of our playground.  The responses are also pretty amusing.  Men don’t seem to know how to respond when asked that question.  They generally get quiet then ask a question like, “Do you mean my face?” They always comment on how strange it was that I asked.

I am not saying you need to look like a prepubescent boy down there.  I would prefer a little something is there.  Just keep it short and neat, huh?   I don’t want mouth full of pubic hair any more than you do.