Day 5: 16 Things You Do When You Are Alone

I actually had to think about this one.  I thought it would be easy but it really wasn’t.

Things I do when I am alone…

  1. Masturbate sixteen times a day.  Just kidding.  I don’t think I have that in me. (Okay I do but…)
  2. I take pictures of myself.  (This is part of the reason I started getting called a narcissist.)
  3. I shower alone.  (Most of the time.)
  4. I write and write and write some more.
  5. I sing. (That is a gift to everyone around me.)
  6. I dance. (I don’t dance in public.)
  7. I watch movies.
  8. I read other people’s blogs.
  9. I go for walks or runs.
  10. I talk to my cat.
  11. I play video games.
  12. I spend way too much time on Facebook.
  13. I cry. (I find that sometimes too much time alone isn’t a good thing and I hate crying in front of anyone.)
  14. I clean my place.
  15. I talk to myself… a lot.
  16. I google random facts.  I lopve to look at Top Ten Lists of things. My brain is full of the most random knowledge. (And thank you to benzeknees for pointing out that I only had fifteen things on my list.)
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11 Comments

  1. There absolutely nothing wrong with #1 and #15 especially when done simultaneously.

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    • LOL! When I doing a solo performance I tend to be pretty quiet… until the final scene. When I have a partner… totally different story.

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  2. I think you might have missed one – doesn’t it say 16 things you do alone?

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  3. I suggest that you never allow yourself too much time alone.

    And BTW I thought Lafemmeroar and benzeknees replies were very funny.
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    • Lafemme is a riot and benzeknees was right! I totally missed one and it escaped me the entire week it sat on my computer before I posted it. My poor sick baby (my computer) had me distracted. I did add a sixteenth.

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  4. Ha! #1, 7, 8, 9 & 12!

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    • I do it whether or not I am having sex with someone too. I typically do it more than once a day. If I am bored I find orgasms typically cure it.

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  5. Love this list!! And #1 is a must!! :) And if I had a cat, I would talk to him too!

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