A few weeks back I went and saw a friend I haven’t seen in a while. We spent the entire night bullshitting and drinking. It was just me, her and her live-in boyfriend. We have had some issues due in large part to the fact that she thinks her boyfriend is attracted to me. I just stopped going to visit because she always said something about it and it was incredibly uncomfortable for me.
I don’t know if she has gotten over insecurity but last time I was there, she and her boyfriend seemed to have come up with a solution to the problem. It wouldn’t solve a damn thing for me but it seemed to be something they felt would remedy the situation. Why they thought it was a good idea was beyond me but if I had known what they were up to I probably wouldn’t have gone over.
About five beers into the evening, my friend and her boyfriend were by their back door being uncomfortably affectionate in front of me. I was on the couch trying to watch television while she tried to persuade him to go upstairs for some fun. He told her that she had company and I said “I don’t give a shit. Do what you want.” “Would you come up and watch us?” her boyfriend asked. I looked at him for any indication that he was joking. He turned to his girlfriend to confirm that this was a scenario she would be okay with. “Do you want to?” she asked with a shrug. “I can’t think of anything I would like less,” I answered and returned my attention to the television. They never did go have “fun.”
I am not opposed to the idea of watching two people fuck. I like porn and live action porn would be an interesting experience. It would also give me another story. I love having stories. My particular issues with this proposed scenario are numerous. Firstly, this woman is like my sister. I am friends with her entire family and I don’t think I could look her any of her relatives in the eyes if I had agreed to watch them fuck. Secondly, she doesn’t trust me because she keeps telling me that she suspects her man wants me. Thirdly, I too suspect that he is attracted to me and in no way want to encourage him.
Lastly and most importantly, I in no way, shape or form find either of them attractive. I would go as far as saying they are both pretty unattractive. Why would I want to watch ugly people fuck? I wouldn’t watch them fuck unless I was forced to. Rick James wasn’t there so that didn’t happen thankfully. It would be like bad fetish porn that involved one of my family members. Thanks but no thanks.
Cakes McCain
/ May 9, 2012Good call.
trjensen
/ May 9, 2012They are also the “come on the face couple.”
Cakes McCain
/ May 10, 2012aw man! hahahaha! enough to make your eyes bleed!
silentlyheardonce
/ May 10, 2012You definitely did the right thing.
dribblingpensioner
/ May 10, 2012Next thing would be, he would want you to join them in bed.
How did you turn off the “follow comments” button.
trjensen
/ May 10, 2012I didn’t turn it off. Can you turn it off?
Cdn Stormlover
/ May 10, 2012Happy birthday beautiful woman! Cheers!
trjensen
/ May 10, 2012Thanks beautiful!
chellmorr
/ May 10, 2012Good for you for being the classy one! I don’t know how you’ll be able to be comfortable around them again.
Lorna's Voice
/ May 10, 2012If there’s one thing I’ve learned to predict about people, it’s that they are unpredictable. That’s just kinky and you were wise to stay out of their sex-ploits.
daterofboys
/ May 10, 2012Love how you broke that one down
The Wandering Mind
/ May 10, 2012That is an odd scenario to be faced with. I don’t get the logic at all. *shrugs*
JWo
/ May 10, 2012I love your answer to them.
I think it definitely was a set-up. He prolly talked her into having you “join” them. It would have started innocently enough with you watching but at some point you would have been summoned to “help” in some way and then it’s the slippery slope. And one that might have ended with you getting something in your eye. haha…
Good call on your part. It’ll be interesting to see how she handles the “rejection” the next time you two are alone.
trjensen
/ May 10, 2012The funny thing is because I said no they never did have sex. He passed out on the couch and she blamed me for not gettinbg laid.
NormalDeviations
/ May 10, 2012Ha! I wonder how they would’ve responded if you said, “why would I?”
Theo Black
/ May 11, 2012I think you made the right call on this one. This sounds like an icky, ugly situation, where you would have been caught in the middle and probably would have been blamed when they broke up. They’re probably fighting about something right now, bless their hearts.
trjensen
/ May 12, 2012Thanks Theo! I do too. She actually blamed me later that night. She said it was my fault she didn’t get laid.
benzeknees
/ May 13, 2012A lot of years ago I went to visit a friend to meet her new boyfriend. I got a big surprise when they asked me to join them in a threesome. I politely declined by explaining to my girlfriend all the pitfalls of this request & ended up losing a friend over it. But I’m still glad I didn’t participate
bossymoksie
/ May 15, 2012Reblogged this on bossymoksie and commented:
Jealous bitches ask for some crazy ish!
Ayob Alariwo
/ May 16, 2012Sighs*
Growing Up Little
/ December 6, 2012That would be my first guess… they were looking for a threesome. Your friend was right… he IS attracted to you. He convinced her to ask you to ‘join’ them. Likely, doesn’t do much for her insecurity. Sounds like a good situation to stay far, far, away from! Good call!
trjensen
/ December 6, 2012That was the last time I stayed at their place.