Just Because I Seem Interested Doesn’t Mean I Want You!

The other night I was sent a message via internet dating site.  The guy tried to engage me in entirely the wrong way.  I had a little temper tantrum about it and I was good.  The question was then asked, “How should guys approach you?”  I discussed something very similar exactly a year ago today on my blog.  (Weird, huh?)  Although the circumstances were different the response is still the same.  I decided to reshare Talk Dirty to Me in the hopes that any questions might be answered.

I know I can come off as brash and a little crude sometimes but the quickest way to get me to ignore your horny ass is to assume I would just fuck you regardless of how you behave.  I hope you enjoy.

Internet Dating Rant

I just logged on to my online dating profile and two seconds later I get an IM.  “Hey sexy lady I was just wondering if you would be down for some casual fun with a younger guy?” WTF?  I promptly logged right back off.

I don’t know why I am so annoyed.  He was hot but I guess that means I am really getting to a place where that just isn’t what I want.  I don’t ever want anything that casual.  “Yes strange man! Please come to my house at 2:37 a.m. on a Monday. Or better yet… maybe we can just have awkward cramped sex in your car behind a strip mall.”  I don’t think so.

I mean I have had sex with near strangers but you still have to put in some work.  When did every dating site turn into fucking craigslist?  And let me state for the record I am not in any way opposed to casual fun but have a little tact, huh? Pretend to fucking try.  Douche!

Okay!  I am done… The temper tantrum is over.

 

 

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