Tossed Salad: The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus.
I have to be honest. I don’t understand the appeal of eating someone’s asshole. I realize it can be stimulating. For me, it is just a source of discomfort. Having some dude lick my butthole just makes me want to sock him in the head and ask him what the fuck is wrong with him. Why would anyone want to do this?
As it has been previously noted multiple times I can and will try just about anything but having a guy go to town in and around my poop shoot doesn’t turn me on any more than having a dude pick my nose for me. All can think about when a guy goes for my back door is how fucking gross that is. I am a clean girl and I know I shouldn’t be concerning myself with whatever increases his sexual appetite but having a guy lick my asshole does nothing for me. It is just awkward.
It is an asshole and it is, even at its cleanest, an orifice that I don’t want to come face to face with. I understand why guys would want to be on the receiving end of a good tonguing but I don’t have prostate or anything in the back nine that needs stimulating. It just makes me tense and very self-conscious.
I really have no desire to have my asshole licked. I wonder how many women actually like it. I will let guy do it but it would definitely work better to cool me of than warm me up. In the heat of the moment it doesn’t bother me so much but I have had guys go down on me and concentrate on my ass. That is pointless. I sound like a fucking prude but it just doesn’t do it for me.
So what do you think? Does anyone actually request this? Tossing salad… yay or nay?
The Incog-Negro
/ May 1, 2012I do primarily whatever a woman likes as long as it turns me on, too. I got over the anal-fixation a few years ago and don’t try to get my dick in her ass, but I might slip a finger in if she seems stimulated by my hands near her balloon-knot.
I am tense when a woman gets near my ass, but have found a little tossing of my salad after busting a nut makes me ready for a fresh round of fucking faster than anything else. Go figure…
theforgottenwife
/ May 1, 2012My ex did it once. I smacked him across the face cause he didn’t ask permission. I didn’t mean to, it was just the reaction I had. Then he wanted to KISS me! EWWWW Gross! I mean, seriously, that’s as bad as watching a dog lick it’s ass and then letting it lick you in the face. Nasty!
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trjensen
/ May 1, 2012Thank you so much! I actually had guy try to do it after anal once and I actually screamed don’t do that in a kind of frantic voice. He feel over on his side cracking up. I was just mortified. It just made me think that I never wanted to kiss that guy again. I also made him go brush his teeth. He was more amused than offended. He just laughed the entire time.
theforgottenwife
/ May 2, 2012At least he was a good sport about it! My ex wasn’t thrilled about being smacked. LOL And I don’t blame you one bit….definitely have to go brush their teeth! That’s just nasty.
lizajack25
/ May 1, 2012Sounds revolting. I wonder sometimes how many women are playing up to a stereotyped ideal of what they should be to a man. Gross out.
trjensen
/ May 1, 2012The whole thing just makes me anxious and not in a good way. I does absolutely nothing for me. I get way too stuck in my head if a guy seems fixated with licking my ass.
More Than A Blonde
/ May 1, 2012I’m am probably in the minority here but I had a recent lover (Steve) introduce me to this …quite unexpectedly. But I was so already aroused that I didn’t stop him. In fact he brought me amazingly close to orgasm from this alone.
Ahh that man ….sex with him was mind blowing to say the least!
PostModernSingle
/ May 1, 2012I actually liked it the one or two times I’ve tried. Hard to get over the sanitary issues. Butt.
I think sometimes guys just have to take the initiative. As long as they are willing to back off and lead up slowly so you have time to process what is going on and stop them if it makes you uncomfortable.
We're Jumpin'
/ May 1, 2012I have to say… HECK NO! lol!
It is just something that I don’t like, it does nothing for me.
I often think when hubby wants to do anal if he has another side to him, is he truly straight, because why else would you want to go there? *shrugs* Hi btw
Jueseppi B.
/ May 1, 2012I am old school, and I believe strongly you have no business taking your clothes off and fucking a person if you don’t trust them. Why get naked and allow a man to slide his cock in your orifices if trusting him is an issue?
I am also of the mind that being inhibited about anything restricts your ability to enjoy the very reason you have sex…..pleasure.
All that said, I love a woman’s total body, that includes her feet, and her ass, of which I am a very big fetish man. I am an old school ass man as well as an old school feet man. Nothing sexier to me than a fat wide, juicy ass, or a small compact ass (on a woman). I love a woman’s feet when sexy, smooth, soft and painted (toenails).
Making love yo a woman’s ass when done correctly by a man who knows how to loosen that ass up, get it ready to accept any size cock, is an art form. The average man has no clue how to accomplish this. It takes hours of loving a woman’s ass to get her ready if she is not used to ass fucking.
Give it a try with an experienced, patient man before writing it off. But then again, love making (fucking even) is more enjoyable when done with care and patience….even an animalistic raw passion fuck.
trjensen
/ May 1, 2012I have had plenty of guys do it. I just don’t like it. Tossing salad that is. As you well know I love sex. I will and have tried most things. The butt sex is an entirely different animal. It isn’t ever going to be my first choice but I would do it with someone who I want to share that with.
The licking though… I just don’t like it. Like I said I’ll let a guy do it if he wants to but it does nothing but make me anxious.
Jueseppi B.
/ May 1, 2012I apologize, I thought you stated it was abut trusting a guy. My bad. Nevermind then.
trjensen
/ May 1, 2012I said I need to trust a guy when it comes to anal. I mean really trust somebody. I guess what Ireally meanm is he has to listen to me. If a guy can’t follow simple intructions then he isn’t getting access to something that tears so easily. LOL! Don’t ever apologize. I knew you’d comment and I wanted you to.
Jueseppi B.
/ May 1, 2012Really? How did you know your ass would interest me so? U are correct, it does interest me so.
Cakes McCain
/ May 1, 2012It’s exactly the same with me, can’t wrap my head around it either and end up getting more tense. I can’t stand a tongue in my ear either. wtf? hey dude that’s what we use q-tips for! I had an ex once that was a hard core-germaphobe. he would say “don’t touch the dog and touch me.” I said “you will put your tongue in my ass but I can’t touch you after I pet my dog?” I could never understand.
trjensen
/ May 2, 2012That is like the situation I mentioned above. The attempted tongue lashing after anal! Really!?!?! This isn’t fear factor! That just freaked me out. I needed him to go brush his teeth and tongue. No ATM for me but especially not after that. I know guys who have genuinely liked to do that and I try not to get too tense about it but its my butthole… It just doesn’t do it for me. If you want to like something I can think of places I would like you to use that tongue waaayyyyy more. And the ear thing is gross too. I do however stick my tongue in GwtS’s ear occassionaly because it freaks him out and it amuses me.
Cakes McCain
/ May 2, 2012As a joke it’s funny as hell! But Isn’t there like a purell product they can use after they do that butt thing? I think it’s safe to say we’re both pretty adventerous but theres a fine line between adventurous and plain gross. and get this – that same Italian ex of mine always wanted to “switch” from beack to front. when i explained it wasn’t safe (bacteria transfer obviously) he said “if they do it in porn – it must be safe.” THIS is the demographic I’m dealing with! LOL! God bless America!
trjensen
/ May 2, 2012I have had someone want to switch holes too and said the same thing! “they do it in porn…” Men are nuts! Too funny.
The Incog-Negro
/ May 2, 2012Here is a suggestion, TR & McCain: ALL BUTT PLAY REQUIRES PRIOR DISCUSSION AND EXPLICIT PERMISSION!
No sneak attacks in the ass crack, fellas. I like to give a woman fair warning and suggest an ‘evacuation’ and showering directly before any backyard events. That is more for MY comfort than hers, though…
Jeanna
/ May 2, 2012LMAO! This had me cracking up!!
The Wandering Mind
/ May 2, 2012The best shit talkers have all tasted life’s tossed salad. Well that was always my assumption anyway.
The Wandering Mind
/ May 2, 2012Oh and a rimjob or tossed salad isn’t considered ATM. ATM is a transaction that happens when a sausage is pulled out of your “back door” and brought around to your pretty lips (the ones on your face).
Just saying.
trjensen
/ May 2, 2012See to me… anytime anything has been around my asshole and they is brought to my face I consider it quite literally ass to mouth. If you just had your tongue in my ass I am not gonna kiss you before you brush your teeth.
trjensen
/ May 2, 2012LOL! You always crack me up! I am stealing this but I’ll give credit where credits due.
Pink Ninjabi
/ May 2, 2012You’re hilarious. Personally, I think it’s the porn industry that promotes some very interesting behavior that guys get their, um, lessons from. And ya know, I was eating breakfast. So much for anything going into my pie hole.
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Always great to read your blogs!
Pink.
trjensen
/ May 2, 2012I am going to write about porn very soon because I have dealt with that industry and I really have no issue with it but I do think that it does influence how men feel about what women want and how they should treat us.
The Incog-Negro
/ May 2, 2012I have worked in porn, in front of the camera and behind the counter, and I have to push back against the “guys learn it from porn” theory. I have met no less than 5 women who have wanted some things that are less than sanitary, and I am not talking about sex during menses. So please don’t discount the FACT that guys learn this stuff from past partners just as much from erotica & porn.
Pink Ninjabi
/ May 3, 2012Very good point. I totally agree. I find it really treats women in a position that is well, I don’t know, could be better. No pun intended.
Pink.
Summer
/ May 2, 2012Nay. Never tried. Never wanted to.
Jeanna
/ May 2, 2012only ever experienced this once, and I wasn’t comfortable with it either. It did make me anxious and the fixation with it, did make me feel a little questioning about his …well desire for my other orifices…
mysterycoach
/ May 2, 2012HAHAHA I’m at work right and I open this and thought, tossed salad? Interesting… and then as I read on I almost DIED laughing realizing what you were talking about.
Nothing like a sneak attack to wake a person up aye?
trjensen
/ May 7, 2012MysteryCoach
/ May 7, 2012And that’s fine … whose to say a person should do anything at all that they’re not into.
trjensen
/ May 7, 2012I let ‘em do it. LOL!
bestbathroombooks
/ May 7, 2012Once again, check the bacteria cell content per millimeter in that area. Millions upon millions.
trjensen
/ May 7, 2012Yuck!!!!
cryominute
/ May 12, 2012Sometimes assholes like to BUTT in