The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter.
The lovely and talented Lauren at Viciously Sweet and I put our heads together and decided that there was an award that was missing here in the blogsphere. Where, oh where was the blog award that acknowledged the bravery and insanity required to share every messy detail of themselves with the good people of the interwebs? Lauren was kind enough to use her talent to create this beautiful award and it is awesome. So without further ado, I would like to present the rules and award to some of its first recipients. (Lauren and I are both handing out the first round of the awards.)
Here are the rules
Thank the person who presented you with the award.
Link back to the blogger who presented the award to you.
Share an awkward, embarrassing and intimate story in
100 250 words or less. (Based on the fact that Lauren and I both went over the word count I am upping it to 250.)
Copy and paste the blog award on your blog.
Present the TMI Blog Award to 5 – 10 deserving blogs.
Let them know they have been chosen by leaving a comment at their blog.
I am going to share my own awkward story. No one but the person who was involves in said occurrence has ever heard this story. I really can’t believe I am going to tell anyone but is very funny and gross.
One night I was spending the night with the guy I had been dating. We had been drinking and after a while we were both feeling frisky and went to his room to mess around. I pulled down his pants and began to give him a blow job. Sometimes I have a great gag reflex and sometimes I don’t. When I am really drunk it can be pretty sensitive. So anyway… I have him in my mouth and I take him all the way down (which I am proud of because he is very umm… long.) For some reason he starts thrusting and he obviously can’t go any further. The thrusting creates a kind of suction in my throat and I get really nauseous. I can’t warn him because my mouth is full. So when he pulls out the contents of my stomach come up too. Yes ladies and gentleman, I threw up all over his lap. I probably would have been more embarrassed if I had been sober and he hadn’t freaked out the way he did. He was trying to pick it up which was futile as trying pick up water with your fingers. I fell over on my side laughing. It still makes me laugh. It is gross and embarrassing but really funny. I was going to save it for my book but I wanted to share it with you guys first. Aren’t you all soooooo lucky?
And the award goes to…
Congratulations to all the winners! I truly admire the openess and fearlessness with which you share yourselves.