- My favorite color is purple.
- My second favorite color green.
- I look horrible in purple and green.
- I am brutally honest.
- I am often accused of being a know-it-all.
- I am funny.
- When I started noticing my weight loss, I took at least 100 pictures of myself a day.
- I can always point the problem in the predicament I find myself in. I know exactly how to remedy them but seldom do.
- I have liked more guys whose name starts with “J” than another letter in the alphabet.
- Younger men always seem to be attracted to me.
- I have been out with more men this year than in the first seven years I dated.
- I hate cotton, especially cotton balls. The way it feels makes me clench my teeth.
- I love cinnamon flavored anything.
- I was pregnant in high school.
- “Wind Beneath My Wings” makes me cry every time I hear it.
- I can tell with in the first two minutes of meeting a man whether or not I would ever sleep with him.
- I don’t trust the number 23.
- I have a totally twisted, politically incorrect sense of humor.
- I tried to rewrite the bible in the second grade.
- I have won three national awards for television production.
- I love to write. It is definitely my favorite thing to do. (Almost
) - Getting food poisoning in 2009 was probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
- I am a closet cougar.
- I want a boob job.
- I love looking at myself in the mirror.
- I don’t spend much time at home.
- I am very clumsy.
- I have had two surgeries on my left knee just because I tripped and fell down.
- Autumn is my favorite season.
- I go shopping when I am depressed.
- I want to write a book, then write the screenplay, then direct the movie.
- I would love to live in Sydney for a year.
- I would love to win the lottery but I never buy tickets.
- I love having bad dreams.
- I want to own my own production company.
- My son is named after one of my brothers.
- Sometimes I think I will be single forever.
- I still think about my mom every day.
- I always ask myself how I am doing and answer out loud.
- I have full blown conversations with myself in public.
- I love gangster rap.
- I have an entirely different life in my mind.
- I always go shopping on Black Friday.
- I love Disney World. If I could go every year for the rest of my life I would.
- My son has the quickest sense of humor of any person I know. I love it.
- I attribute everything I have accomplished as an adult to three people.
- I seldom eat meat but bacon is my vice.
- I have naturally curly hair.
- I had seizures until I was six.
- I really want a boyfriend
- I am definitely a cat person.
- I hum and sing Christmas carols when I am in a good mood.
- I love to take baths.
- I want Anthony Bourdain’s job.
- My friends are my family.
- I have been to Disney World three times.
- I am totally OCD.
- I get paid to watch porn.
- I don’t know what I would do without my cellphone.
- I take at least two showers a day.
- I love to cook but never do it.
- I don’t read nearly as much as I would like to.
- I normally get pretty mean when I drink whiskey.
- I like beer more than wine.
- I hate having roommates.
- I find it difficult to write while listening to music.
- I almost never apologize.
- I didn’t really like cartoons as a kid.
- I love sarcasm.
- I am pretty self-obsessed.
- I love spending money on other people.
- I am learning to be patient.
- I love video games.
- I dislike habitual liars.
- I never eat leftovers.
- I would love to live on the east coast for a few years.
- I am perverted.
- I am the loudest person you’ll probably ever meet.
- I always put my movies in alphabetical order.
- I expect people to do what they say they will.
- I believe that everything happens for a reason.
- Punctuality is very important to me.
- I swear a lot.
- I am addicted to Facebook.
- I remember sequences of numbers that aren’t relevant at all.
- It takes me about three hours to fully wake up.
- I hate when people talk to me while I am waking up.
- The first thing I do when I wake up is smoke.
- If I throw up I want be taken to the emergency room immediately. I am a huge baby about vomiting.
- I love going to the movies but listening to people chew in the theater drives me crazy.
- I am on the computer pretty much 24/7.
- I seldom go to bed before 2:00 a.m.
- I could eat Mexican food every day for the rest of my life.
- I am happiest when I am making other people laugh.
- I love to swim but only in pools.
- I rather be too cold than too hot.
- I try really hard not to be cynical.
- I only like dating one man at a time otherwise things get messy.
- It annoys me when people don’t respond to texts.
- I am very fond of myself.
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100 Things About Me
Posted by trjensen on November 23, 2011
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/ November 23, 2011Interesting 100 hundred, well done
I wished you should have played cricket 
Lorna's Voice
/ November 23, 2011Wow, that’s a long list. Did you write this over time or as a fairly quick stream-of-consciousness thing?
Very interesting and revealing.
trjensen
/ November 27, 2011I actually did it all in one night but it took a while.
Lafemmeroar
/ November 23, 2011I LOVE your list. No wonder you’re a wonderful crazy chick!!!!!!!!
I love your last line! All women should feel that way about themselves
I’m curious though … why don’t you trust #23?
thejawavillager
/ November 23, 2011I love how self-absorbed your blog is! You seem like a great, funny, caring, not-at-all-self-absorbed-in-real-life kinda person. Go you!
jsh0608
/ November 23, 2011I love your list. A lot of them would be on my list, if I was to ever remember to put them on my list. I think we would be really great friends. :0)
BTW: How do you get paid to watch porn?? That is freakin AWESOME!!! :0)
trjensen
/ November 23, 2011LOL! My guy friends often joke that I have every man’s dream job. The man I am dating tells his friends I get paid to write about porn when I meet them. I get paid to write summaries of adult videos that would entice women to watch. The pay varies.
hollyjb
/ November 23, 2011I love your list! I have no idea why I haven’t come over here before. My sister’s favourite colour is purple. Mine is green. ^_^ I would definitely rather be too cold than too hot. You can add layers…there’s only so many you can take off.
Thanks for following my blog!
Inside the Mind of Isadora
/ November 23, 2011When I first your the title for your post, I thought, “MMmmm … how can she do that?”. “It’s has to be a huge task to undertake”. But after reading it, I think I could whip one out. I just might have to think about doing that. I will ahve to squeeze it in between the other 50 things I do a day.
No biggy …. lol
Toodles,
Isadora
trjensen
/ November 23, 2011Thanks Ladies. I just don’t like the #23. It is really any combination of two and three. I am not typically superstitious but I associate bad things with the number. My appendix ruptured when I was twenty-three and I nearly died. When I was thirty-two I had knee surgery. It is just one of my many weird hang ups.
Yorkie
/ November 25, 2011nice to meet you
trjensen
/ November 25, 2011You too! Welcome.
haha
/ February 13, 2012“I take at least two showers a day” right after “I get paid to watch porn”